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Duped again! May 30, 2013
Bad news, everyone, the mermaid thing I watched on Animal Planet was not real. I mean I knew while I was watching the parts that were computer simulated graphics that those weren’t real. I know I like to make jokes about the subpar education I got growing up, but I know when graphics are computer generated and when people are speculating about how apes that we descended from ended up living in the water and evolved into mermaids, it’s just a theory. I have to say, though, I thought the part of the scientists and the bloop sounds and the cell phone video of the kids finding the mermaid on the beach was maybe real. Of course I also thought that The Hills was real so I suppose I am not to be trusted.
You, sir, are no Iron Man.
I never thought I’d have so many thoughts on the Smith family. Maybe they’re just all over the place now because of that movie Will and Jaden have out about Earth. Anyway Jaden went on a date with Kylie Jenner and wore…an Iron Man costume. Wow. I love Iron Man. I am not a fan of this particular bit of info. Frankly I am confused by it. Did he think it would be like, funny? Who knows. All I know is that I got a medical bill today that was supposed to be covered by workmen’s comp like months ago and I guess Jaden’s biggest problem in life is whether he should go on his next date as Thor or Captain America. Life is funny, yeah?
Brush your wig before court, young lady. May 28, 2013
In this weekend of All Things Strange And Amanda Bynes, she continues to be…strange. Perhaps you heard she was arrested, she threw a bong out the window, she had a psych eval, she wore a horrible wig to court because her hair is freaky in her mug shot, blah blah blah. She has of course since taken to Twitter to refute all of this. She’s allergic to drugs and alcohol! She was assaulted by the police! She’s suing EVERYONE! She’s going to become a rapper/singer! Let’s see, I don’t believe you, that could be possible, good luck with that, and good luck with THAT. The thing is, it’s hard to know, you know? Maybe she really was assaulted by the police. If she was, that is obviously not a good thing. The conundrum is, what to believe and what not? A lot of it just sounds like she’s making excuses. Maybe she is telling the truth. My real issue with the girl is her obsession with looks. First of all she tweeted than deleted to Rihanna that Chris Brown “beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” Wow, really? Maybe someone who wants to be taken seriously about a possible sexual assault shouldn’t be going after someone who was a victim of domestic violence, IMHO. She also tweeted to Rihanna that she’s ugly. In addition, Miss Bynes tweets obsessively about nose jobs–she’s had one, she needs another one, please don’t use the pics of her from when she didn’t have a nose job. And when she goes off on rants about wanting to sue publications for using such pics, she makes a point of referring to the people who used them as ugly. And Jenny McCarthy is ugly. And Jay Z. Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. What’s the obsession with ugliness and looks? I’m suffering from wanting to delete her from my Twitter feed so as not to be one of those encouraging her possibly deluded nonsense and the need to keep following her to keep tabs on what nutty thing she is saying now. I can only assume/hope that she won’t read this or she might label me ugly. And that would just be an ugly faced lie.
Scary mermaid footage!
So we watched this thing on Animal Planet about mermaids and how there’s evidence of them existing. At first I was like, yeah, OK, sure, but this freaked me out. Sometimes I think I shouldn’t be allowed to watch TV.
